Thursday, September 2, 2010

Fellow snowboarders take heart - Heavy drinkers live longer than non-drinkers

I'll drink to that.

A recent study showed a few interesting things.

Heavy drinkers outlive non-drinkers.

Moderate drinkers outlive them both.

This was reported by both Time Magazine and Consumer Reports.

Naturally, I'm not encouraging anyone to start drinking but I do see some really good news here.

One - I get to attend the funerals of the goody-goodies who gave me grief about drinking.

Two - Most of my friends will be there with me.

There's an obvious question that arises from this study - can I now claim my rum on my health insurance?

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