Rand Paul a closet Democrat

I'm sure it's true - Rand Paul is really a Democrat.

How can I say that? Consider the facts.

First there's the issue of the Civil Rights Act of 1964. In an earlier post, I explained how his stand/lack of stand provided conclusive proof that he is either a racist or an idiot...perhaps both.

But the hits just keep coming!

Now, he calls the president of the United States un-American while defending British Petroleum.

He dodged a question on his states minimum wage while canceling an appearance on "Meet the Press."

He even dismissed a mining accident in his own state, saying "accidents happen."

Kids, I'm not fooled. No Republican could make that many mistakes in such a short time. He makes Bush look wise. He's an eye surgeon. How stupid can he really be?

Rand Paul is a closet Democrat. He's trying to make the Republicans look stupid and he's doing a great job.

For one patient's opinion on Paul's competence, we turn to his surgery patient...now known as Patch...

More on Paul...go here.